"OM ZA GUR XU EF!" - the pod elf's way of saying "Hi".
The goose (not duct) honked "gunaaar" in reply.
Neither stoners nor healers pity yobs
Who fund te sex of lairds
Who on NY websites do invite fate jets.
Inky icons of voles reach vials and trowels
Items of ire and awe.
Not me, Piahi are met with
Gag and bane.
Christ that was a tough one. T he two le tt er w or ds wi ll be t he en d of me.